I don’t usually do this sort of thing, but I copied this out of Bonnie’s diary before she left…

Dear Diary,

Went in the CAR today! I am staying at the Foster’s for TEN DAYS. Just BITING my lead. 9ine people to eat! YAY! I wanted to drink out the toilet but they said no. Ha, I just saw my tail…

I’m dizzy. Gonna find something naughty to do!

Bonnie Killer Fangette Prickly Thorne

Dear Diary,

Today I bit Becky. And Zac. And Joe. And Luke. Look a BIRD! Oh and grasss! What’s this? Ouch, apparently I’m not suppose to chew that old snooty dog!

And I bit Grannie. And Michaela. And Jesse.

I’m going to bite Luke’s arm off tomorrow!

BONO

Hey There,

Today I tied myself to a PILLAR and a bike AT THE SAME TIME with my lead!

Bonzai xx

Dear Diary,

I LIKE BITING WATER! And everything else! I want to eat Luke! At least his little legs! The Foster’s say meat and animal products are NOT just for dogs. So I have to share. But I get all the people legs and fingers!

Bonnie

Dear Diary,

A fence bit me back today. On my tongue. Nasty fence.

Bon Bon xxx x

Dear Diary,

Some days I’m confused what my name even is! Maggie says I’m a “big bad baby.” So I BIT HER FACE! She growled me. HeHe. But I DIDN’T CARE!

Bono

Dear Diary,

I dug. By the PATIO! HA! There’s heaps of brown stuff under that green stuff! I’ve been trying to dig through the windows all week!

Bonnie xx

Dear Diary,

They say I’m leaving tomorrow. One last chance to eat Luke’s limbs off.

Bonnie